October 2009
1 post
September 2009
13 posts
GChat is down...
Class is officially ruined…
I wish you could answer commercials
christinefriar:
and pre-emptively turn them off when they don’t apply to you.
Save everybody some time.
Ever wanted to see Toy Story 1 and 2 in 3D?
No.
I had the exact opposite response to this commercial…
“Yes….YES!”
Terrible...
I definitely hit some guy on a bike in my car…I feel terrible…but he WAS on the wrong side of the road…and i DID give him a ride home. Have you ever tried to make small talk with someone you just hit with your car…? Awkward!
Man's penis super glued to his stomach →
…much worse than being caught by Joey Greco and Cheaters…
Jay-Z Tickets in Hand...
Middle 3rd row of seated section (Section A)…Perfect view, aisle seat…ahhh bring it on Hov!
…oh and Pat, I could only buy two per i-card…sorry bro. Presale on the Assembly Hall website with a Citi Card or if you type in BLUEPRINT in the promo code box. Mostly side stage Section A and Section B.
Cloud...
OK, one post about legalizing marijuana…ONE POST…and the cloud tries to out me…
Hip hop giant Jay-Z to perform at U of I →
streetsofchicago:
laughganistan:
streetsofchicago:
The concert will be at 8 p.m. Nov. 12 at the University of Illinois Assembly Hall in Champaign, with tickets priced at $35, $45 and $75.
Serious question: Who else is in?
I’ll be camped out and skipping class for tickets this Friday…Hov is in da buildin!
Thursday morning at 8 am is the student pre-sale at both Assembly Hall and the...
Hip hop giant Jay-Z to perform at U of I →
streetsofchicago:
The concert will be at 8 p.m. Nov. 12 at the University of Illinois Assembly Hall in Champaign, with tickets priced at $35, $45 and $75.
Serious question: Who else is in?
I’ll be camped out and skipping class for tickets this Friday…Hov is in da buildin!
GFail
The ONE time I actually NEED gmail…it fails.
August 2009
15 posts
Stevie Wonder's Twitter →
I’m a terrible person for intially laughing at this…
Wooow...awwwwkward
So I was at the train station and some guy confronts another guy about sending txts and emails to his wife…they just happen to be on my train. The confronted man says that it was his wife that contacted him. The conversation continues for an hour with breaks for a call to said woman AT WORK to confront her with this information….on speakerphone. He continues to force the man to talk to...
Things I don't miss...
Living on-Campus where apparently people set a number of fires in dumpsters and bushes at 5 am (got that e-mail from Campus Safety this morning)…
Waking up nearly every morning thinking of all the things that I shouldn’t have done (drank) the night before…
Awkward conversations with people that I should probably know for some reason, but have no recollection of who they...
Mother-in-law: “What’s a twittelator?”
Father-in-law: “Probably some kinda toy thing women use…”
Mancave complete...
Yes! There is wireless internet in my “Mancave” that I created in my garage under the stairs…Coffee pot, chair, tools, fan, guitar, shamwow and internet? What more do I need…?
Go Go Gadget Flow...
Like, Hey hey don’t hate on me My tank on full your tank on E Look good on you look good on me Cause I’m a go and never gonna s-t-o-p…
…Had to kick off Fiasco Friday…Sorry Mitch…beat ya to it.
WatchHorse fail…or driver fail? I vote both, but moreso driver…Horses running in your lane of traffic = stop
greekalicious:
lickystickypickyme:
The Beatles -...
August 20th....Chicago
3 interviews for summer associate positions with Chicago law firms…ending at 3:50, after which I will probably want to consume copious amounts of alcohol. I will drink alone if I have to, buuuuuuut I will probably be able to guilt Pat and some other buddies into joining me…anyone else down?
Skype's Future in Jeopardy →
…as is the future of many long-distance relationships…
July 2009
42 posts
“….maaaaaaan…how you gon’ have an escalator that don’t...”
– my buddy heard this in Macy’s while walking up a broken escalator…too funny
J is for Journal
mittenstategirl:
One of the law journals at my school actually allows 3Ls a chance to write on, so after toying with the idea for ages and halfheartedly starting it, I decided yesterday to really give it a go. Which means I will be spending nearly every available second between now and the deadline in less than 48 hours working on it. I might not write a great article, but dammit I’m going to try....
WatchWorst….answer…ever
greekalicious:
break ups 2 make ups . method man...
Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger Busted For DUI. →
streetsofchicago:
maxhell:
(via retuta)
Even at a young age, I always thought it was kind of awkward (and semi-redundant) that he was called the Black Ranger. This news could only be topped by a Billy the Blue Ranger sex tape or something.
I think this tops it actually….
U of I Trustee Resigns Amid Admissions Probe →
streetsofchicago:
See ya, Lawrence Eppley.
Strange that I know some of my law school classmates are upset by this…those would be the same ppl that I look at in class after they speak and am just like, “…the fuck?”
greekalicious:
jd-id:
aliexplainsitall:
...
I'm amazed...
at the lack of physical ability it takes to become a police officer. I just watched a Cops cameraman pass up an officer who was chasing a suspect on foot and was able to keep him in frame while running backwards with a camera (and this was like ‘92…so you know it was a huge camera).
“…you know…like people who like to dress up and slap each other with...”
– My wife during a serious political discussion we were having…which ended immediately in my fit of laughter
greekalicious:
lovehaight:
Happy Tuesday,...
Watch…but she started it!
Is this really what global politics is coming to?
Something is wrong...
in your life when the DQ manager knows you personally JUST from seeing you in the drive-thru.
Watching...
Dateline NBC’s To Catch a Predator…I suddenly feel the urge to log in to a random chat room as Babygurl1995 and see what kind of pervs are really out there…Then pretend to call the police on them. I think that kind of scare would stop them from doing that shit again….sickos…
Watching...
America’s Dumbest Criminals…and wondering who is desperate enough to have sex with the umbrella hole in their neighbor’s picnic table…how does that even work?
...and the number one hip-hop song of all time...
FIGHT THE POWER! —Public Enemy
Flaaaaaaava Flaaaaaaaaaaaav
C.R.E.A.M.
greekalicious:
laughganistan:
Dolla dolla bills, y’all…
cash rules everything around me, CREAM - get tha money…
(i’m so glad i’m not the only one sitting around watching 100 greatest hip hop songs on VH1 right now!)
I’ve been at this for a couple hours now. How can you not watch this? I’m such a hip-hop head…